"All the world's a stage."

zoethebitch:

You’re listening to 102.5 COCK radio the station with the penisest tunes all day long

(via unclefather)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via thebootydiaries)

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

(via thebootydiaries)

hotwinger:

Logging onto Tumblr

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dajo42:

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

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(via thebootydiaries)

ancientsstudies:

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Could willingly waste my time in it.

perfectquote:

“I’m not everything I want to be, but I’m more than I was, and I’m still learning.”

Charlotte Eriksson, Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself

rowansparrow:

Luke really is his father’s son because his petty twink ass went “ok fuck you” and sent Grogu’s gremlin self PACKING alone across the Galaxy as soon as Grogu picked his dad’s sweet ass homemade sweater over some rando swamp rat’s lightsaber.

edwards-teach:

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#first instinct is always to catch grogu